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Remember those ridiculous conversations you used to have when you were a teenager or maybe while sitting around procrastinating with friends in college, up during all hours of the night, sometimes affected by substances? I had no idea before becoming a mom that having children was a gateway back into those conversations that can turn the ride home from church into a fit of laughter that leaves you in tears. Just this morning I enjoyed this one…
Me: “There is a giant beagle in that yard and it’s tummy is almost on the ground!”
Husband: “You can see a beetle from in the car?”
Me: “Beagle. BEAGLE.”
Daughter: “I wonder how Snowflake is doing.”
Me: “Snowflake is…”
Daughter: “My horse.”
Me: “Is this horse a stuffed buddy, a Japanese eraser, or an imaginary friend?”
Me: “Well, as long as he doesn’t poop on my good rug, he’s welcome to stay.”
Daughter: “Well, if he does poop on the rug, he’ll clean it up himself.”
Me: “WOW. That’s one fantastic horse.”
Daughter: “Only, there might be some frost.”
Me: “Your horse poops frost?”
Daughter: “No, he doesn’t poop frost, he leaves a trail of frost.”
Me: “A horse that poops frost would be awesome.”
Daughter: “Well mom, you’re welcome to have a horse that poops frost, but my horse does NOT poop frost.”
Son: “I think I just frosted on the seat.”
Who knew parenting would be this much fun?
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