This is hard for me to admit, but we’ve been together long enough that I think I owe you the truth.
I’ve been giving my best stories to someone else.
It doesn’t always happen in the same place, and it’s not even always with the same people. Sometimes I do it in Skype. Often it’s Facebook. Twitter….oh, Twitter. Twitter knows how to get me to open up, especially when it comes at me in direct messages. Next thing you know I’m telling other people about that time my lady bits sent my husband an Evite or the story about my mother-in-law and the miniature horse. Those are my best stories and even though I know I should be sharing them with you, something keeps me from going there.
I want to give you the best of me, all of me. The kooky family tales, the Disney tips, the products I love, the causes I champion, and yes, even the stories I’ve been afraid to blog in the past. I’m going to try to be faithful to you from now on and share all of it. So brace yourself.
And by the way, he RSVP’d yes.